Thanks Komrad Teddy

Thanks a lot to Ted Kennedy for telling the terrorists how to help John Kerry win the election - bomb America with a nuclear weapon. As long as, of course, they bomb those horrible people down in NYC or DC rather than HIS swank abode:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,133683,00.html

Someone needs to perform an intervention and ensure that ol' Ted gets off the juice. Maybe prozac instead? Something!

Unfortunately for Swimmer Ted, his plan will backfire. Any major terrorist act will make Bush's election a shoo-in. In the face of imminent danger, Americans will abandon Kerry and the Democrats faster than our hero can abandon a woman drowning in his car.

Sorry Teddy, going to have to come up with another way for America to lose. But don't worry, with old drunken communists like you there is ALWAYS another way to sabotage American interests.

Adios MF,

Doug