It's Official: I love Ann Coulter!

It's been a long-running, passionate, and completely unrequited whirlwind romance (Ann I would have told you about it, but you're a pretty busy chick). However, I can contain the feeling no more; Ann Coulter, I love you. (In every non-ligitory, lawful, un-creepy, and please-don't-have-me-arrested sense of the word, of course.)

There's a million reasons why, but here's the latest one:

Ann's latest web-column, "No Drug Smuggler Left Behind": http://www.anncoulter.com/cgi-local/welcome.cgi

All kidding aside, Ms. Coulter scores big with another literary ass-whuppin' - my honey's rhetoric is as funny and deadly accurate as always. Our elected leader's conduct on illegal immigration is a disgusting, and even traitorous abdication of federal government responsibility. Ann has a unique way of driving home that point so forcefully that it goes all the way through, reverses direction, and pirouettes enough to make any skater green with jealousy.

Much as I love her, Ann would have to let me win an argument every now and then or I'll, I'll, ...just continue losing them. :>D But I bet I can still open pickle jars that she can't!

Nice work and keep 'em comin' baby. XOXOXO!

Adios M(y) F(riend),

Doug